The Flu has finally passed me by and I think I might be able to get back to posting my thoughts on our beloved Canucks. First things first, Fuck You F Bomb! Write an article and i’ll post it. Or are you only good for a few words and unable to coherently form sentences and paragraphs...

When the fuck did Mark Parrish get an invite for a tryout with the Vancouver Canucks? I would have have killed to have this guy on my team a few years back. What the fuck happened to him. When he was on Long Island he was a force to be reckoned with. Just shy of 6...

Hockey Season is a little bit closer today with the release of Vancouver Canucks 2009/10 regular season hockey schedule. Now I can already here some people moaning about the fact that the Canucks have a fourteen game road trip from Jan 30th to Mar 10th(happy birthday Bonnie) because of the Olympics. Honestly I think it...

The Vancouver signed former Calder Trophy winner Andrew Raycroft to a one year $500,000 one way contract. Whooop dee fucking doo! I put Raycroft in the Jim Carey category of  “One Year” wonders in the NHL. For those of you who remember Jim Carey had a stellar breakout year in 95/96 and basically stole the...

Y’know when I started this Canuck Blog I had the intention of ripping into Canuck management especially Mike Gillis. I was not a fan of Gillis getting the job. I felt Dave Nonis deserved one more year as GM since he had a lot of inherited contracts from the previous GM Brian Burke and with...

Gillis got his men! The last minute trip over to Sweden with a Final Final offer did the job. GM Gillis increased his bottom line offer to the Sedin’s and they accepted a deal reported to be worth 6.1 million a season for each of them over 5 years. This was about a 500 thousand increase...

Canucks first round draft pick Jordan Schroeder was selected 22nd overall and apparently Mike Gillis is thrilled! The diminutive center from the University of Minnesota is Mike Gillis’ second kick at the can in the first round of the NHL Draft. My initial reaction was “WTF” why would they select this kid? He looks like Cliff...